Beware My children, for as horrifying as these creations are, they are nothing compared to what your imagination is capable of…
"Annnnd Here they are folks! Your favorite folk punk band! fresh from their, 'Catch and Released Tour!' Dropping their latest album: "Bones and Backaches!"
"Once, There was an Explosion, a bang that gave rise to life as we know it..."
You uh... you gonna eat that??? I'm absolutely Starving.....
The Calamari Eclipse only happens once a millennia, so be sure to bring the kids!
"Do not go to the castle on the hill my child, for none return who venture there"
The Wyrm of Knowing can absolutely be trusted to watch you sleep...
"We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty"
"We don't go out at night anymore, the Moon waits out there, it hungers..."
